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Originally posted by The Dude The Dude wrote:

Not at Jones. Wouldn’t entertain it either.

But they have all these changes coming in the next few years that will be amazing.  Yeah stuff every other company has already done and probably moved on from.  Sorry EJ people just had to get him up to speed as he is new here.
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Originally posted by CashFlow CashFlow wrote:

Originally posted by missionshooter missionshooter wrote:

It's funny how someone that is clueless thinks, "Meh, that sounds like too much work... " and doesn't give something a 2nd thought. 

It's not like someone doing 1mm GDC couldnt pay someone like Wet a reasonable setup fee to LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING for them.  

I agree, but it is all a matter of perspective.  Coming from a captive world most want baby steps into independence.  They want all the fruits, but don't understand the extra it takes.  Depending on his production mix during his investigation journey he/she/it/they/them or whatever (Happy now Connie) will figure it out.  It really is eye opening the more you learn.

Dude, you trying to get put up for adoption permanently?

I realize this isn't easy to follow, and the LOGIC PARTY, that I will be heading in 2024, will be running on a new platform.  Ya know, based on...LOGIC.

So there will be no "pronouns" needed besides the ones you have when you look down in the shower.  Got a dick?  You're a "him/he."  Not so much?  You're a "her/she." 

It is not possible for an individual to be a them/they.  

I understand trying to compromise with Conrad on this, after all, he's a pretty likable dude in real life.

However, much like his previous enthusiasm for Dorsey Wright, I'm hoping that he will someday see the light, and realize the answer here is obvious...I've come up with a quick little chant to help everyone keep it straight..

Hey there you,
I've got some news!
If ya got a dick,
then you're not a chick! 

I saw Lia Thomas swimming in the nude.
As it turns out, he's actually a dude.
Why do I refuse to call him a chick?
The answer is simple, he has a dick!

Hope that helps!


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George Floyd is not a hero,
Before becoming famous he was a zero.
Derek Chauvin was a cop,
I bet in prison, he's never a top.  
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Originally posted by helado helado wrote:

Originally posted by CashFlow CashFlow wrote:

Originally posted by missionshooter missionshooter wrote:

It's funny how someone that is clueless thinks, "Meh, that sounds like too much work... " and doesn't give something a 2nd thought. 

It's not like someone doing 1mm GDC couldnt pay someone like Wet a reasonable setup fee to LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING for them.  

I agree, but it is all a matter of perspective.  Coming from a captive world most want baby steps into independence.  They want all the fruits, but don't understand the extra it takes.  Depending on his production mix during his investigation journey he/she/it/they/them or whatever (Happy now Connie) will figure it out.  It really is eye opening the more you learn.

Dude, you trying to get put up for adoption permanently?

I realize this isn't easy to follow, and the LOGIC PARTY, that I will be heading in 2024, will be running on a new platform.  Ya know, based on...LOGIC.

So there will be no "pronouns" needed besides the ones you have when you look down in the shower.  Got a dick?  You're a "him/he."  Not so much?  You're a "her/she." 

It is not possible for an individual to be a them/they.  

I understand trying to compromise with Conrad on this, after all, he's a pretty likable dude in real life.

However, much like his previous enthusiasm for Dorsey Wright, I'm hoping that he will someday see the light, and realize the answer here is obvious...I've come up with a quick little chant to help everyone keep it straight..

Hey there you,
I've got some news!
If ya got a dick,
then you're not a chick! 

I saw Lia Thomas swimming in the nude.
As it turns out, he's actually a dude.
Why do I refuse to call him a chick?
The answer is simple, he has a dick!

Hope that helps!

Funny shit.  Was being a smart ass with the pronouns as I still refuse to use them. That was a debate a while back when I was told I was just being rude.  IDGAF.  Just bringing new dude up to date on the happenings here. 
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Eat the rich is a fun slogan.
Just like vilifying Joe Rogan.

Tax the rich sounds like a lot of fun,
until all the rich decide to run.

It's cool now because you think they're overpaid,
But when they're gone there's no more Medicaid.

You probably enjoy your rent subsidy,
but paying your bills just isn't for me.

You may think I'm a bag of hot air,
But I'm still rich, so I don't care.

What I said in 2020 came true,
The Redskins have a name that's new.

And while we no longer have Eskimo Pies,
I have little doubt many more minorities will die.

You political hacks should just stick to the facts,
While we're not so lost we can't come back.
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We should have a special section in Politics for poems, lyrics, and haikus.
Every month 200,000 illegal aliens come across the border directly south from me.
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COVID was not a hoax,
You clowns saying that just look like jokes.

During a global pandemic, it's not too much to ask,
When you go indoors, just wear a mask.

If I were Fauci, I would've just quit,
Most people are just ignorant pricks.

Putting the unvaxed on a vent was a waste of time,
I'm putting in this line just for a rhyme.
If I were a doc, I wouldn't even try,
I'd leave you on the sidewalk to die.

I know that may seem rough,
But they are the ones that had to try and act tough.

Just think, if you weren't such a dick,
You probably wouldn't even be sick.

After seeing so many people go cold and stiff,
You'd think it would change the minds of people like Spiff.

It doesn't happen often, but I was wrong,
Belief in the sky wizard has him too far gone.
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It's no wonder some of you are in the chorus,
Stop making arguments that are so porous. 

People on the left are also crazy,
They seem to love people that are lazy. 

If you read these posts and want to fight,
Just don't bother because I'm always right.

The MAGA crowd doesn't want babies aborted,
And the Libtard left doesn't want Mexicans deported.

If we all tried to find some common ground,
Maybe we'd get it right this time around.

It probably won't happen; most people will take the bait,
And go online to pontificate. 

For those of us, in the middle,
We can't stand much more of this drivel

It all makes our brains go numb,
And in the end we just think you're dumb.

If these poems annoy you, that's probably a bitch;
I don't care because I'm already rich.  
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Originally posted by CashFlow CashFlow wrote:

If I were looking again I would consider 

RJ either quasi independent or full Indy
LPL- didn’t like them when I talked last time
Schwab alliance was impressive for RIA but didn’t like two set of books with a broker friendly BD
Commonwealth
Kestra- probably a stretch for me
Stifel - new push in my independent so would at least take a look. 

Really depends on whether you want RIA or just independent.  My guess is you will spend 25 percent of your time on a regular basis actually spending time running the business.  That might be high as it is just a guess. 

Damn it. And here I was guessing Stifel for you 
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A woman is a person, of either sex (male or female)…who choses to live life in the gender role of woman.
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@helado- replace logic with common sense and you’ve got my vote 
Conrad on 5-16-22:
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Originally posted by freebird freebird wrote:

Originally posted by CashFlow CashFlow wrote:

If I were looking again I would consider 

RJ either quasi independent or full Indy
LPL- didn’t like them when I talked last time
Schwab alliance was impressive for RIA but didn’t like two set of books with a broker friendly BD
Commonwealth
Kestra- probably a stretch for me
Stifel - new push in my independent so would at least take a look. 

Really depends on whether you want RIA or just independent.  My guess is you will spend 25 percent of your time on a regular basis actually spending time running the business.  That might be high as it is just a guess. 

Damn it. And here I was guessing Stifel for you 

Someday I might share but for now I do not care. 

I am not at the big four as they are nothing but a whore. 

I started out at Edward Jones but left there early as they could not clone. 

Shit I think Helado can rhyme much better than I maybe I should just get high. 
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What the fuck is happening in this thread? 
Self appointed leader of the chorus.
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Originally posted by DucatiSportGT DucatiSportGT wrote:

What the fuck is happening in this thread? 

Helado is high out of his mind and I always heard imitation is the highest form of flattery.  We all want to be H don’t we?  
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Q-crazy sh*t here? Or just the run-of-the-mill a**hole spouting some racist, misogynistic mouth vomit?  
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Originally posted by BaldEagle55 BaldEagle55 wrote:

Q-crazy sh*t here? Or just the run-of-the-mill a**hole spouting some racist, misogynistic mouth vomit?  

Hey welcome to advisorheads.  

Go fuck yourself.  
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Hi All, 

New to the site. Looking for place to gather firm/industry scuttlebutt and some good-natured banter. 

14 years with the EJ. Level 8 practice in a mid-size city in a rural state. 

Saw a few threads about the Green Machine that caught my interest. Looking forward to being a part of this group. . . 
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That can't be a coincidence.  
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Lol. Archetype. 
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