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    Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 9:22am
Guess who is NOT back!

That's right.

My name is Not Crimson.

I got shitcanned from Edward Jones for pretending to be women. I killed myself and came back from the dead. When rubbing one out I think of Scooby and that weirdo satanic lady whose name I can't remember.

I built my book giving out the Edward Jones and You brochure to white people, and the You and Edward Jones brochure to blacks. Separate but equal is important to racists.

Anyway this will be fun.
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Originally posted by NotCrimson NotCrimson wrote:

Guess who is NOT back!

That's right.

My name is Not Crimson.

I got shitcanned from Edward Jones for pretending to be women. I killed myself and came back from the dead. When rubbing one out I think of Scooby and that weirdo satanic lady whose name I can't remember.

I built my book giving out the Edward Jones and You brochure to white people, and the You and Edward Jones brochure to blacks. Separate but equal is important to racists.

Anyway this will be fun.

I would tell you you are going to fail, but...
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Here we go Dead



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rowing the douche canoe
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Head of lettuce or George Santos?
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The mods are getting desperate for attention 
He/him
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I miss Scooby Cry


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Crimson was before my time. What’s the BFD about Crimson?
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Originally posted by richchick richchick wrote:

Crimson was before my time. What’s the BFD about Crimson?

to say he was bat shit crazy is an insult to bats and shit.
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Originally posted by richchick richchick wrote:

Crimson was before my time. What’s the BFD about Crimson?

He's a dude at Jones that has been trolling us for years with various screennames. 
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Can you show us on the doll where Crimson touched you?
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Is crimson still at Jones?
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Crimson is the hero we needed.
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Originally posted by WarPig WarPig wrote:

Crimson is the hero we needed.


I showed this to my 17 branch associates then deadlifted 2,000 pounds in my suit, then had a threesome in my conference room with twins who chearlead for the local community college, drank a fifth of gasoline and pissed pure awesome on the bushes outside to fertilize their flowers.

Wanna touch my CFA, CFP, CPA, MBA, CIMA, AAMS, CRPS, MD, PHD, JD certificates and feel the awesome?

I'm sure Crimson misses you guys....
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Some of y'all have WAY too much time on your hands
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This is getting weird


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Inquiring minds want to know..

Did CLAB ever get his CFA?

Is Crimson still lifting Cadillacs for fun?
Head of lettuce or George Santos?
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Definitely not a female…
Definitely not stoned…

Could it be synthetic weed? Florida man?
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This is epic.
My posts are for abrasive entertainment only. Nothing posted is investment, legal, tax or any type of advice, nor is anything mentioned true or even based on real events. Posts are complete fiction.
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Originally posted by missionshooter missionshooter wrote:

I miss Scooby Cry

me too
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