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NotCrimson
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Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 9:22am |
Guess who is NOT back! That's right. My name is Not Crimson. I got shitcanned from Edward Jones for pretending to be women. I killed myself and came back from the dead. When rubbing one out I think of Scooby and that weirdo satanic lady whose name I can't remember. I built my book giving out the Edward Jones and You brochure to white people, and the You and Edward Jones brochure to blacks. Separate but equal is important to racists. Anyway this will be fun.
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SometimesNowhere
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I would tell you you are going to fail, but...
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B24
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Here we go |
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"If Bellicheat pulls that rabbit out of his a$$ with this kid at quarterback, I'll personally kiss his ring." - Sporsfreak, 09/20/16
"Jags/Vikes Super Bowl. Write it down" - Sportsfreak 01/19/18 |
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Nathan Explosion
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rowing the douche canoe
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Conrad Dobler
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freebird
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The mods are getting desperate for attention
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missionshooter
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I miss Scooby
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Our purpose is to partner for a positive impact- to improve the lives of our clients and colleagues, and together, better our communities and society.
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richchick
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Crimson was before my time. What’s the BFD about Crimson?
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Nathan Explosion
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to say he was bat shit crazy is an insult to bats and shit.
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B24
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He's a dude at Jones that has been trolling us for years with various screennames.
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"If Bellicheat pulls that rabbit out of his a$$ with this kid at quarterback, I'll personally kiss his ring." - Sporsfreak, 09/20/16
"Jags/Vikes Super Bowl. Write it down" - Sportsfreak 01/19/18 |
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NotCrimson
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Can you show us on the doll where Crimson touched you?
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freebird
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Is crimson still at Jones?
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WarPig
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Crimson is the hero we needed.
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NotCrimson
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I showed this to my 17 branch associates then deadlifted 2,000 pounds in my suit, then had a threesome in my conference room with twins who chearlead for the local community college, drank a fifth of gasoline and pissed pure awesome on the bushes outside to fertilize their flowers. Wanna touch my CFA, CFP, CPA, MBA, CIMA, AAMS, CRPS, MD, PHD, JD certificates and feel the awesome? I'm sure Crimson misses you guys....
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Hacksaw
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Some of y'all have WAY too much time on your hands
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missionshooter
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This is getting weird
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Our purpose is to partner for a positive impact- to improve the lives of our clients and colleagues, and together, better our communities and society.
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Conrad Dobler
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Inquiring minds want to know..
Did CLAB ever get his CFA? Is Crimson still lifting Cadillacs for fun?
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spudpotato
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Definitely not a female…
Definitely not stoned… Could it be synthetic weed? Florida man?
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This is epic.
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apac
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me too
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