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Topic: Salutations!
Posted By: NotTheSmartestGuy
Subject: Salutations!
Date Posted: Mar/29/2022 at 8:37pm
Hi. Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman.  Damn glad to meet you.

I'm licensed and work for a small broker-dealer / IA headquartered in the midwest with more offices across the country than there are McDonald's -- or so we brag.

AUM, let's say "north of $50 and south of $100" and call it good.

Gross, let's say "not nearly enough and not as much as it should probably be, given AUM"

Dean
aka Not the smartest guy in the room



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Posted By: B24
Date Posted: Mar/29/2022 at 8:50pm
LOL

In first.

Welcome!


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Posted By: missionshooter
Date Posted: Mar/29/2022 at 9:01pm
Hey babe, your pics get mine. PM me


Posted By: Iamlegend
Date Posted: Mar/29/2022 at 9:06pm
I understand your firm has a co-branding strategy with Asian massage businesses. LOL


Posted By: NotTheSmartestGuy
Date Posted: Mar/29/2022 at 9:12pm
They need retirement planning, too.  I just prefer to work with chains, because there are more assets to uncover.  Plus, chains.  What's not to like?


Posted By: helado
Date Posted: Mar/29/2022 at 10:03pm
What the actual fuck?!

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Posted By: advisorman
Date Posted: Mar/30/2022 at 8:31am
I like this zhe. Curious to hear how you found this frat house?

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Posted By: NotTheSmartestGuy
Date Posted: Mar/30/2022 at 10:44am
advisorman,

I'd love to share, but I don't want to get crosswise with Compliance -- mine or yours -- so I'll keep it Sergeant Schultz-like, "I see nothing!  I hear nothing!  I know nothing!"  But, I've heard about this august group secondhand from a long time listener, who clearly didn't know "the first rule of Fight Club is don't talk about Fight Club."

Dean Wormer


Posted By: RIArules
Date Posted: Mar/30/2022 at 10:58am
In before Hacksaw sees it got fixed.


Posted By: freebird
Date Posted: Mar/30/2022 at 11:37am
Originally posted by Iamlegend Iamlegend wrote:

I understand your firm has a co-branding strategy with Asian massage businesses. LOL

He got both of us 


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Conrad on 5-16-22:
A woman is a person, of either sex (male or female)…who choses to live life in the gender role of woman.


Posted By: Iamlegend
Date Posted: Mar/30/2022 at 11:44am
Originally posted by freebird freebird wrote:

Originally posted by Iamlegend Iamlegend wrote:

I understand your firm has a co-branding strategy with Asian massage businesses. LOL

He got both of us 
LOL


Posted By: freebird
Date Posted: Mar/30/2022 at 11:47am
So which firm are you at Salutations and where is headquartered again?  I’m confused, but I’m sure it’s just me 

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Conrad on 5-16-22:
A woman is a person, of either sex (male or female)…who choses to live life in the gender role of woman.


Posted By: Wet_Blanket
Date Posted: Mar/30/2022 at 11:59am
Originally posted by freebird freebird wrote:

Originally posted by Iamlegend Iamlegend wrote:

I understand your firm has a co-branding strategy with Asian massage businesses. LOL

He got both of us 
Way over my head.  No idea what the joke is.

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Posted By: Conrad Dobler
Date Posted: Mar/30/2022 at 12:23pm
Originally posted by Wet_Blanket Wet_Blanket wrote:

Originally posted by freebird freebird wrote:

Originally posted by Iamlegend Iamlegend wrote:

I understand your firm has a co-branding strategy with Asian massage businesses. LOL

He got both of us 
Way over my head.  No idea what the joke is.

I'm just waiting for it to all become clear in the context. At least it's entertaining. 


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Posted By: Iamlegend
Date Posted: Mar/30/2022 at 5:03pm
Originally posted by Conrad Dobler Conrad Dobler wrote:

Originally posted by Wet_Blanket Wet_Blanket wrote:

Originally posted by freebird freebird wrote:

Originally posted by Iamlegend Iamlegend wrote:

I understand your firm has a co-branding strategy with Asian massage businesses. LOL

He got both of us 
Way over my head.  No idea what the joke is.

I'm just waiting for it to all become clear in the context. At least it's entertaining. 

He insinuated he was at Jones. Their office tend to be in strip centers near massage parlors. 


Posted By: Conrad Dobler
Date Posted: Mar/30/2022 at 5:25pm
Originally posted by Iamlegend Iamlegend wrote:

Originally posted by Conrad Dobler Conrad Dobler wrote:

Originally posted by Wet_Blanket Wet_Blanket wrote:

Originally posted by freebird freebird wrote:

Originally posted by Iamlegend Iamlegend wrote:

I understand your firm has a co-branding strategy with Asian massage businesses. LOL

He got both of us 
Way over my head.  No idea what the joke is.

I'm just waiting for it to all become clear in the context. At least it's entertaining. 

He insinuated he was at Jones. Their office tend to be in strip centers near massage parlors. 

I thought it was dry cleaners and Chinese restaurants. Maybe liquor stores and cross-fit gyms?


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Posted By: NotTheSmartestGuy
Date Posted: Mar/30/2022 at 7:49pm
We have some winners!

Jones? Yes.  Strip mall? Yes.  Dry cleaners? Yes.  Chinese restaurant?  No, but teriyaki (and they sell Chinese food).  Crossfit?  No, but fitness, yes!  And, massage parlor?  No, but nearby.

Liquor and marijuana are in a different building; not ours.

At least I will never want for food or a way to burn off the calories as long as I'm in this strip mall!

Dean Wormer


Posted By: freebird
Date Posted: Mar/30/2022 at 8:47pm
Ah.  So you're leaving Jones?  Welcome back Ace LOL

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Conrad on 5-16-22:
A woman is a person, of either sex (male or female)…who choses to live life in the gender role of woman.


Posted By: RIArules
Date Posted: Mar/30/2022 at 8:56pm
Originally posted by freebird freebird wrote:

Ah.  So you're leaving Jones?  Welcome back Ace LOL

Wait, this isn’t Rich Chick?  🤔


Posted By: NotTheSmartestGuy
Date Posted: Mar/30/2022 at 9:21pm
Nope


Posted By: helado
Date Posted: Mar/31/2022 at 12:55pm
Who the fuck is Dean Wormer?

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My posts are for abrasive entertainment only. Nothing posted is investment, legal, tax or any type of advice, nor is anything mentioned true or even based on real events. Posts are complete fiction.


Posted By: Conrad Dobler
Date Posted: Mar/31/2022 at 1:06pm
Originally posted by helado helado wrote:

Who the fuck is Dean Wormer?




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Post No Bills.



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