Not hello from Not Crimson
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Topic: Not hello from Not Crimson
Posted By: NotCrimson
Subject: Not hello from Not Crimson
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 9:22am
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Guess who is NOT back! That's right. My name is Not Crimson. I got shitcanned from Edward Jones for pretending to be women. I killed myself and came back from the dead. When rubbing one out I think of Scooby and that weirdo satanic lady whose name I can't remember. I built my book giving out the Edward Jones and You brochure to white people, and the You and Edward Jones brochure to blacks. Separate but equal is important to racists. Anyway this will be fun.
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Posted By: SometimesNowhere
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 9:23am
I would tell you you are going to fail, but...
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NotCrimson wrote:Posted By: B24
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 9:40am
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Here we go  
------------- "If Bellicheat pulls that rabbit out of his a$$ with this kid at quarterback, I'll personally kiss his ring." - Sporsfreak, 09/20/16 "Jags/Vikes Super Bowl. Write it down" - Sportsfreak 01/19/18 |
Posted By: Nathan Explosion
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 10:04am
| rowing the douche canoe |
Posted By: Conrad Dobler
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 10:33am
------------- Head of lettuce or George Santos? |
Posted By: freebird
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 10:34am
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The mods are getting desperate for attention ------------- He/him |
Posted By: missionshooter
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 10:53am
I miss Scooby  ------------- "We probably have a 98% close rate." - Circlejerk 7-28-22 |
Posted By: richchick
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 11:17am
| Crimson was before my time. What’s the BFD about Crimson? |
Posted By: Nathan Explosion
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 11:21am
to say he was bat shit crazy is an insult to bats and shit.
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Posted By: B24
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 11:35am
He's a dude at Jones that has been trolling us for years with various screennames. ------------- "If Bellicheat pulls that rabbit out of his a$$ with this kid at quarterback, I'll personally kiss his ring." - Sporsfreak, 09/20/16 "Jags/Vikes Super Bowl. Write it down" - Sportsfreak 01/19/18 |
Posted By: NotCrimson
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 11:58am
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Can you show us on the doll where Crimson touched you? |
Posted By: freebird
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 12:19pm
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Is crimson still at Jones? ------------- He/him |
Posted By: WarPig
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 12:21pm
| Crimson is the hero we needed. |
Posted By: NotCrimson
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 1:03pm
I showed this to my 17 branch associates then deadlifted 2,000 pounds in my suit, then had a threesome in my conference room with twins who chearlead for the local community college, drank a fifth of gasoline and pissed pure awesome on the bushes outside to fertilize their flowers. Wanna touch my CFA, CFP, CPA, MBA, CIMA, AAMS, CRPS, MD, PHD, JD certificates and feel the awesome? I'm sure Crimson misses you guys....
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Posted By: Hacksaw
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 1:13pm
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Some of y'all have WAY too much time on your hands
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Posted By: missionshooter
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 1:14pm
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This is getting weird ------------- "We probably have a 98% close rate." - Circlejerk 7-28-22 |
Posted By: Conrad Dobler
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 1:24pm
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Inquiring minds want to know.. Did CLAB ever get his CFA? Is Crimson still lifting Cadillacs for fun? ------------- Head of lettuce or George Santos? |
Posted By: spudpotato
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 7:43pm
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Definitely not a female… Definitely not stoned… Could it be synthetic weed? Florida man?
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Posted By: helado
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 8:48pm
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This is epic. ------------- My posts are for abrasive entertainment only. Nothing posted is investment, legal, tax or any type of advice, nor is anything mentioned true or even based on real events. Posts are complete fiction. |
Posted By: apac
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 9:48pm
me too
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