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Topic: Not hello from Not Crimson
Posted By: NotCrimson
Subject: Not hello from Not Crimson
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 9:22am
Guess who is NOT back!

That's right.

My name is Not Crimson.

I got shitcanned from Edward Jones for pretending to be women. I killed myself and came back from the dead. When rubbing one out I think of Scooby and that weirdo satanic lady whose name I can't remember.

I built my book giving out the Edward Jones and You brochure to white people, and the You and Edward Jones brochure to blacks. Separate but equal is important to racists.

Anyway this will be fun.



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Posted By: SometimesNowhere
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 9:23am
Originally posted by NotCrimson NotCrimson wrote:

Guess who is NOT back!

That's right.

My name is Not Crimson.

I got shitcanned from Edward Jones for pretending to be women. I killed myself and came back from the dead. When rubbing one out I think of Scooby and that weirdo satanic lady whose name I can't remember.

I built my book giving out the Edward Jones and You brochure to white people, and the You and Edward Jones brochure to blacks. Separate but equal is important to racists.

Anyway this will be fun.

I would tell you you are going to fail, but...


Posted By: B24
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 9:40am
Here we go Dead





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Posted By: Nathan Explosion
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 10:04am
rowing the douche canoe


Posted By: Conrad Dobler
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 10:33am


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Head of lettuce or George Santos?


Posted By: freebird
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 10:34am
The mods are getting desperate for attention 

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He/him


Posted By: missionshooter
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 10:53am
I miss Scooby Cry

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"We probably have a 98% close rate." - Circlejerk 7-28-22



Posted By: richchick
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 11:17am
Crimson was before my time. What’s the BFD about Crimson?


Posted By: Nathan Explosion
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 11:21am
Originally posted by richchick richchick wrote:

Crimson was before my time. What’s the BFD about Crimson?

to say he was bat shit crazy is an insult to bats and shit.


Posted By: B24
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 11:35am
Originally posted by richchick richchick wrote:

Crimson was before my time. What’s the BFD about Crimson?

He's a dude at Jones that has been trolling us for years with various screennames. 


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"If Bellicheat pulls that rabbit out of his a$$ with this kid at quarterback, I'll personally kiss his ring." - Sporsfreak, 09/20/16

"Jags/Vikes Super Bowl. Write it down" - Sportsfreak 01/19/18


Posted By: NotCrimson
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 11:58am
Can you show us on the doll where Crimson touched you?


Posted By: freebird
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 12:19pm
Is crimson still at Jones?

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He/him


Posted By: WarPig
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 12:21pm
Crimson is the hero we needed.


Posted By: NotCrimson
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 1:03pm
Originally posted by WarPig WarPig wrote:

Crimson is the hero we needed.


I showed this to my 17 branch associates then deadlifted 2,000 pounds in my suit, then had a threesome in my conference room with twins who chearlead for the local community college, drank a fifth of gasoline and pissed pure awesome on the bushes outside to fertilize their flowers.

Wanna touch my CFA, CFP, CPA, MBA, CIMA, AAMS, CRPS, MD, PHD, JD certificates and feel the awesome?

I'm sure Crimson misses you guys....


Posted By: Hacksaw
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 1:13pm
Some of y'all have WAY too much time on your hands


Posted By: missionshooter
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 1:14pm
This is getting weird

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"We probably have a 98% close rate." - Circlejerk 7-28-22



Posted By: Conrad Dobler
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 1:24pm
Inquiring minds want to know..

Did CLAB ever get his CFA?

Is Crimson still lifting Cadillacs for fun?


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Head of lettuce or George Santos?


Posted By: spudpotato
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 7:43pm
Definitely not a female…
Definitely not stoned…

Could it be synthetic weed? Florida man?


Posted By: helado
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 8:48pm
This is epic.

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Posted By: apac
Date Posted: Nov/14/2022 at 9:48pm
Originally posted by missionshooter missionshooter wrote:

I miss Scooby Cry

me too



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