"FORUM NO ACCESS"... HUH?
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Topic: "FORUM NO ACCESS"... HUH?
Posted By: Juck Phones
Subject: "FORUM NO ACCESS"... HUH?
Date Posted: Mar/01/2012 at 7:49pm
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Yippiekiayyy. I registered. I logged in. I can't do $#!t. Why did I register? What does that do for me? *********************************************************************** The following was copy/pasted from FAQs... Do I need to register? You may not need to register to post in the Forums, it is up to the Forums Administrator as to whether they allow you to post in the Forums as an unregistered user. However, by registering you will be able to use additional features. It only takes a few minutes to register, so it is recommended that you do so. Why can I not view a forum? Some forums are setup to allow only certain users or groups of users to access them. To view, read, post, etc. in a forum you may first need permission which only a forum moderator or a forum administrator can grant you. *************************************************************************** Whaddayamean "SOME" forums are set up to allow only..." Virtually every thread on here is "X'd" out as "No Forum Access" until I "get permission" by a forum moderator??? Well what (tf) do I have to do to get that permission? This is not a "forum". This is like being back at Edward Jones where I needed to ask some imbecile FSD or GP at the home office if I could draw a smilie face on that letter I was mailing out. SERIOUSLY??? |
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Posted By: SometimesNowhere
Date Posted: Mar/01/2012 at 7:50pm
Best first post ever.  
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Posted By: Sportsfreak
Date Posted: Mar/01/2012 at 7:51pm
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Well, juck, you certainly have made a good first impression. You need 10 posts to access the entire forum. We'll all help you by asking you questions. Are you Series 7 licensed? Tell us about yourself.
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Posted By: Ron 14
Date Posted: Mar/01/2012 at 7:51pm
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Post 10 times, legitimately, and you can be given full access upon moderator approval.
Need a tissue?
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: Mar/01/2012 at 7:54pm
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Like you should have read the fine print in the contract with Jones before you signed, read the friggin thread above your post that says NEW MEMBERS PLEASE READ! http://www.advisorheads.com/new-members-please-read_topic1525.html" rel="nofollow - http://www.advisorheads.com/new-members-please-read_topic1525.html |
Posted By: newregrep
Date Posted: Mar/01/2012 at 7:54pm
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Like others have said, post 10 times. Funny first post though, you're not Dr. Phil are ya?
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: Mar/01/2012 at 7:54pm
Ron, HOF nominated BTW.
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Juck Phones wrote:Posted By: Ron 14
Date Posted: Mar/01/2012 at 7:56pm
| Should we tell him to Juck off or to Juck our dick? |
Posted By: newregrep
Date Posted: Mar/01/2012 at 8:01pm
------------- Helado for Prez |
Posted By: Juck Phones
Date Posted: Mar/01/2012 at 8:04pm
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Under...
"Like you should have read the fine print in the contract with Jones before you signed..." I'm laughing at this! Uh, yeah. Touche, sizzle sizzle! |
Posted By: Wet_Blanket
Date Posted: Mar/01/2012 at 8:13pm
| I think we've found the BFP of EJ. |
Posted By: SometimesNowhere
Date Posted: Mar/01/2012 at 8:15pm
| Nobody cares what you think, compliance hack. |
Posted By: newregrep
Date Posted: Mar/01/2012 at 8:16pm
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Well Juck, you should start out by telling us a little about yourself, so you can get to 10 posts. You won't be disappointed. ------------- Helado for Prez |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: Mar/01/2012 at 8:17pm
You're still here? Didn't we replace you last week with new compliance tard? |
Posted By: Juck Phones
Date Posted: Mar/01/2012 at 8:21pm
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But somebody just doesn't get it... I'm NOT out to be Spiffy, the irrepressible Jonesturbator from RR Forum. I do NOT want to post 19 times per day in some attempt at self validation. In fact, I had a specific goal at RR forums to have only about 2% as many posts as Spiff. I actually try to post info that is potentially helpful rather than being a hairy-palmed self aggrandizing Jonesturbator. That being said, there's #4. |
Posted By: Sportsfreak
Date Posted: Mar/01/2012 at 8:22pm
No, more like the CLOWN prince of bel-aire
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Posted By: Sportsfreak
Date Posted: Mar/01/2012 at 8:23pm
Hi PhilLIP
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Posted By: ClarenceBeeks
Date Posted: Mar/01/2012 at 8:29pm
| We should award this young juck double points for his opening salvo, let the guy in..he is not phil |
Posted By: Sportsfreak
Date Posted: Mar/01/2012 at 8:31pm
| hE HAS to earn his way in like everyone else. I may be wrong, but i have a feeling he turn out to be one of those hateful characters |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: Mar/01/2012 at 8:32pm
| Every one else figured it out, why can't he? Obviously, we are dealing with a genius here. |
Posted By: Juck Phones
Date Posted: Mar/01/2012 at 8:33pm
| No guys, I was Juck Phones over there. No other names. And thanks for the compliment "young Juck". |
Posted By: Juck Phones
Date Posted: Mar/01/2012 at 8:38pm
| Primo, I'm ok with myself. Just in case you are wondering, I will confirm "No, I am not a MENSA member". Furthermore, I'm not the smartest or best FA in the land. There's a lot smarter folks than me out there. So? I'm OK. OK? |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: Mar/01/2012 at 8:43pm
| Don't care. |
Posted By: Juck Phones
Date Posted: Mar/01/2012 at 8:43pm
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Sportsfreak saying "i have a feeling he turn out to be one of those hateful characters" Not sure what you're talking about. Naaah, not a hater. Were you Sportsfreak Bob at RR forums? You ride motorcycles? (Just trying to remember some old RR posts) *******#7******** |
Posted By: ClarenceBeeks
Date Posted: Mar/01/2012 at 8:45pm
| It was a euphemism for "young buck"...not a compliment, sf is the young guy here. |
Posted By: Juck Phones
Date Posted: Mar/01/2012 at 8:58pm
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OOPs, OK guys, ***NOW*** I see the infamous "New members please read" thread. Gee, nobody has ever asked me to bring the potato salad to the MENSA picnic. OK, Series 7 24 63 66. Indy now 2y. Was with some regional-turned-wire (just transpose the first consonants of my first and last names) wayyyy too friggin long before livin the indy dream. |
Posted By: B24
Date Posted: Mar/01/2012 at 9:04pm
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Juck, in all seriousness, we do this to prevent trolls and spammers and the like. We've built something pretty cool here, and forcing new members to make 10 legitimate posts helps ensure we have REAL members that are here to contribute and have fun. Virtually all of us came over from RRep at one time or another (many of us were here from the start...what is it 2+ years ago now?). So, two more and you're in! |
Posted By: Juck Phones
Date Posted: Mar/01/2012 at 9:22pm
| Yeah B24, I'm seeing a lot of the same names. I dropped off RR 2y ago when I went indy. Checked back in there recently and wondered why no one had turned off the lights when they left. Seemed quiet, then I saw reference to this site. The 10 post hurdle is definitely a good idea to prevent the spammers. |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: Mar/01/2012 at 9:29pm
The forum is setup that way in part to keep spambots out. They don't have access, because they can't read the rules. It's also that way to show any regulators that show up, that we're doing our best to keep our discussions in the "investment" forums, away from the non-licensed public. |
Posted By: Juck Phones
Date Posted: Mar/01/2012 at 10:24pm
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***********************POST #10************************* Who is it?
It's me, Dave, open up, man, I got the stuff Who is it? It's me, Dave, man, open up, I got the stuff Who? It's, Dave, man, open up, I think the cops saw me comin' here Who is it? It's, it's Dave, man, will you open up? I got the stuff with me Who? Dave, man, open up Dave? Ya, Dave, c'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me Dave's not here No, man, I'm Dave, man Hey, c'mon, man Who is it? It's Dave, man, will you open up? I got the stuff with me Who? Dave, man, open up Dave? Ya, Dave Dave's not here No, man, I am Dave, man, will you? C'mon, open up the door, will you? I got the stuff with me, I think the cops saw me Who is it? Oh, what the hell is it c'mon open up the door, it's Dave Who? Dave, D A V E, will you open up the goddamn door Dave? Ya, Dave Dave? Right, man, Dave, now will you open up the door? Dave's not here Oh! |
Posted By: noggin
Date Posted: Mar/01/2012 at 11:33pm
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Nice 10th Post Juckmeister.....Welcome! ------------- What keeps us captive are our own fears.- Moraen |
Posted By: BigFirepower
Date Posted: Mar/02/2012 at 11:24am
Jack?! Asking you to post 10 times first, is FAR more dignified than doing a strip search of you. |
Posted By: advisorman
Date Posted: Mar/05/2012 at 4:18pm
| Best Newbie thread ever! Welcome Mother Jucker! |
Posted By: Canton Delaware III
Date Posted: Mar/05/2012 at 5:06pm
Sounds like you copied my story, just 6 months later. (I changed my name due to a bad divorce from my former employer). Welcome! |
Posted By: Jordan_22
Date Posted: Mar/05/2012 at 5:43pm
| Awesome first tread Junk! |
Posted By: columbus
Date Posted: Mar/05/2012 at 5:55pm
| I think know exactly what you mean... |
Posted By: columbus
Date Posted: Mar/05/2012 at 5:59pm
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Still trying to "get permission"..
OK , I'm series 7, 9, 10, 65, 66.
Short of scanning my retina, how do I receive "permission?"
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: Mar/05/2012 at 7:00pm
http://www.advisorheads.com/new-members-please-read_topic1525.html |
Posted By: Bigballin
Date Posted: Mar/09/2012 at 9:47pm
Lmao.. If this is how it is around here, I just might stick around! |
Posted By: benjmns100
Date Posted: Apr/03/2012 at 12:24am
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Hey everyone. 7 & 66 Licensed as well as Life. New to being an FA (6mos of production) and was an accountant (8yrs) before. When it comes down to it, the job is about "finding the money." And with these high training goals, where do you find the easy $ to cover these hurdles? So heres what I want to uncover from this site: 1. How do you best market yourself if you don't come from an extensive home network? 2. How do you market for and what is the system for obtaining High Net Worth clients? 3. How do you market yourself within your branch? 3A. How do you show your fellow colleagues you have work ethic so they feel comfortable transfering accounts to you? And not just "dead" accounts. 4. What value can your Branch Manager "really bring."? 4A. If their job is based on your results and you don't have any, how can you get them to invest in your business? 4B. If your BM used to be a producer, and is no longer, what does that track record say about their ability to manage FA trainees? Can they truly critique business plans if they never ran a succesful advisory practice? Thanks and I look forward to everyones responses. ------------- Benjmns100 |
Posted By: Sportsfreak
Date Posted: Apr/03/2012 at 7:02am
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Ben - you can post this in one TOPIC area, and everyone will see it. No need to multiple post the same thing in more than one topic. Just trying to save you the trouble. Everyone comes here and clicks on 'new posts" and sees all the posts put up since their last logon. ------------- If you eat an entire cake without cutting it, then technically, you only had one piece |
Posted By: benjmns100
Date Posted: Apr/03/2012 at 2:36pm
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Thanks sports freak. I didn't know I could post that message in that forum. For some reason these were the only 2 areas that I was able to gain access too. Plus I needed 10 posts, so figure I'd kill 2birds with 1 stone. Btw sports freak, who are your teams?? ------------- Benjmns100 |
Posted By: Sportsfreak
Date Posted: Apr/03/2012 at 7:54pm
Jets, Mets, Knicks. I only root for losers. I wouldn't have it any other way. My biggest nightmare is the Jets getting to the Superbowl. I would have to become a Giants fan  ------------- If you eat an entire cake without cutting it, then technically, you only had one piece |
Posted By: ClarenceBeeks
Date Posted: Apr/03/2012 at 8:40pm
| He's the Jerry Seinfeld of the forum. |
Posted By: NewMgr
Date Posted: Apr/03/2012 at 10:22pm
Not really sure I want to say this... But, background sounds a bit like mine... Ugh! |
Posted By: NewMgr
Date Posted: Apr/03/2012 at 10:23pm
He also likes the Red Sox,
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Posted By: benjmns100
Date Posted: Apr/03/2012 at 11:02pm
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Haha....Jerry Seinfeld. Thats not bad. If he was the George Costanza of this forum then I'd be worried. Sportsfreak, why would you become a Gmen fan if/when the Jets finally make the Superbowl??? ------------- Benjmns100 |
Posted By: Sportsfreak
Date Posted: Apr/03/2012 at 11:09pm
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It was a joke, because i only root for losers. In reality, if the Jets won the Superbowl, i would cry for a week. (happy cry) ------------- If you eat an entire cake without cutting it, then technically, you only had one piece |
Posted By: indynow
Date Posted: May/08/2012 at 2:39pm
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did they let you draw the smiley face?
I don't miss the green machine much either.
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Posted By: MichaelBurton
Date Posted: Jun/05/2014 at 5:51pm
I am looking for the Jonesturbation thread. All help is appreciated.
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Posted By: Threefree
Date Posted: Jun/07/2014 at 9:11pm
| So do I post an intro here or in a new thread? |