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    Posted: Jun/26/2022 at 11:09am
Originally posted by Chips Chips wrote:

How do you refer to fixed income instruments?

A) Bonds

B) Buying debt

C) “my dong’s too big to not be 100% equity/crypto.”

Anecdotal, but my music buddy has all of the instruments and his income hasn't budged since he graduated.
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Originally posted by Chips Chips wrote:

How do you refer to fixed income instruments?

A) Bonds

B) Buying debt

C) “my dong’s too big to not be 100% equity/crypto.”

This is a great question.
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"If Barak wins this election, or appears to be clearly winning, we are all fucked. Market will tank big time."
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How do you refer to fixed income instruments?

A) Bonds

B) Buying debt

C) “my dong’s too big to not be 100% equity/crypto.”
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Originally posted by luvindy luvindy wrote:

Originally posted by secret2everybody secret2everybody wrote:

Originally posted by luvindy luvindy wrote:

What is your take on cash value life insurance as a key to building wealth? 


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Go buy a term policy and give me the rest of your money, unless they overturn Obergefell too.

I'm sorry but you didn't pass. We recommend cash value life insurance as a key tool for building wealth here.

Because you have to bank on yourself. LOL
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Originally posted by secret2everybody secret2everybody wrote:

Originally posted by luvindy luvindy wrote:

What is your take on cash value life insurance as a key to building wealth? 


(hint: this is a litmus test)



Go buy a term policy and give me the rest of your money, unless they overturn Obergefell too.

I'm sorry but you didn't pass. We recommend cash value life insurance as a key tool for building wealth here.
8/31/12,Sportsfreak:
"If Barak wins this election, or appears to be clearly winning, we are all fucked. Market will tank big time."
Dow 13,090 S&P 1406
5/23/13 UC:Dow 20k before 20% crrectn Dow 15,
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I feel like this guy is a blue cock ring helado....

We haven't had a good banker stick around since Ron14 came out of the closet for a short time.  


"We probably have a 98% close rate." - Circlejerk 7-28-22

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Originally posted by advisorman advisorman wrote:

What do you think of Edward Jones?

I get a little happy when I see the name on a prospect's statement, but no disrespect to those who do right by people over there.
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Originally posted by luvindy luvindy wrote:

What is your take on cash value life insurance as a key to building wealth? 


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Go buy a term policy and give me the rest of your money, unless they overturn Obergefell too.
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What do you think of Edward Jones?
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I like this fucking guy already!
My posts are for abrasive entertainment only. Nothing posted is investment, legal, tax or any type of advice, nor is anything mentioned true or even based on real events. Posts are complete fiction.
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What is your take on cash value life insurance as a key to building wealth? 


(hint: this is a litmus test)


8/31/12,Sportsfreak:
"If Barak wins this election, or appears to be clearly winning, we are all fucked. Market will tank big time."
Dow 13,090 S&P 1406
5/23/13 UC:Dow 20k before 20% crrectn Dow 15,
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Welcome…? 
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Originally posted by advisorman advisorman wrote:

What kind of deodorant do you wear?

CFP. Hides the smell of bullshit real good.
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Originally posted by Iamlegend Iamlegend wrote:

We don’t pretend to be on the internet. We are actually on the internet! LOLLOL

speak for yourself. i'm on the outernet and its fucking weird
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We don’t pretend to be on the internet. We are actually on the internet! LOLLOL
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What kind of deodorant do you wear?
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Welcome.

In before helado. Welcome to 1998
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I work with a bunch of idiots. Hope y'all are a better crew to run with.

Been in the business somewhere between 4 and 15 years, depending on how you look at it. I'm overcapacity at a firm that doesn't provide enough resources. Looking to learn from others who are better at managing a practice than me, or who pretend to be on the internet.

Clown

Edit: I'm licensed, bank channel.


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