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    Posted: Aug/09/2022 at 11:43pm
Originally posted by Hacksaw Hacksaw wrote:

Originally posted by luvindy luvindy wrote:

I love green drinks with water in them.

I thought you just called that “Green drank”

Well said.
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Originally posted by spudpotato spudpotato wrote:

Originally posted by helado helado wrote:

In his old age, BigCheese is getting bolder,
He doesn't know I remember when he was just a little footsoldier.

Jim and Dude will probably enjoy Advisorheads,
But Bald Eagle seems to be just a sped.  

I'm kinda bored these days; have too much time,
That's why all of my insults rhyme.

MsBroker and Richchick think that I'm to blame,
Even though most Americans feel the same.

What lawsuit was it they said?
The one that made all of those babies dead?

Oh that's right, it was Roe v. Wade;
Back alley docs about to get paid!

If you stick with anal, less babies will die,
The worst that can happen is a UTI.

I supposed I'm wrong, there's HIV,
It got Charlie Sheen, but won't get me!

I think the girls are also at odds with Spaceman Spiff;
Because he believes in the sky wizard myth.

B24 is creepy towards WarPig,
I just speak the truth, it's not a dig!

You think this industry is great, I bet;
But that's only because you haven't met Wet.

You might think he's part of your alliance;
But he's actually the Putin of compliance.

If you think B24 has become a hoe,
Just wait until you meet RainMo.

He thinks the best calcs are made by HP;
But he'll also touch you where you pee.

If you got your calc from TI,
Rest assured you got a good buy.

EDJ guys don't really know what I mean,
But that's because they're pretty green.

On their Divi trips, they really do try;
But that doesn't stop them from taking mustache rides.

If you're a girl that's not picky,
Perhaps you should meet our friend Ricky.

He's spent a fortune on hookers and blow;
I hope to hell he's off the snow.  

If you're wondering what's wrong with RIARules,
It's just that all CPAs are tools.

When they do our taxes they make a fuss,
It's crystal clear they're just jealous of us. 

Now lets talk about the guys at Merrill;
It seems as though their job's in peril.

Not to worry, there's other wires;
and they're always looking for guns for hire.  

If my forum wife is spudpotato,
I'll change my name to StudTomato.  


Hate I missed this in real time.
Impressive you can rhyme.
Is it indica or sativa I can thank for this thread?
Never a dull moment on advisorheads.
Here’s what I have learned - it’s supermassive-
Ignore active; only go passive.
EJ is the focus; EJ is terrible 
Indy is great; much more bearable
This industry is way over paid 
Hope it lasts another decade.

Always late…. But better than never!


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Originally posted by luvindy luvindy wrote:

I love green drinks with water in them.

I thought you just called that “Green drank”
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Originally posted by helado helado wrote:

In his old age, BigCheese is getting bolder,
He doesn't know I remember when he was just a little footsoldier.

Jim and Dude will probably enjoy Advisorheads,
But Bald Eagle seems to be just a sped.  

I'm kinda bored these days; have too much time,
That's why all of my insults rhyme.

MsBroker and Richchick think that I'm to blame,
Even though most Americans feel the same.

What lawsuit was it they said?
The one that made all of those babies dead?

Oh that's right, it was Roe v. Wade;
Back alley docs about to get paid!

If you stick with anal, less babies will die,
The worst that can happen is a UTI.

I supposed I'm wrong, there's HIV,
It got Charlie Sheen, but won't get me!

I think the girls are also at odds with Spaceman Spiff;
Because he believes in the sky wizard myth.

B24 is creepy towards WarPig,
I just speak the truth, it's not a dig!

You think this industry is great, I bet;
But that's only because you haven't met Wet.

You might think he's part of your alliance;
But he's actually the Putin of compliance.

If you think B24 has become a hoe,
Just wait until you meet RainMo.

He thinks the best calcs are made by HP;
But he'll also touch you where you pee.

If you got your calc from TI,
Rest assured you got a good buy.

EDJ guys don't really know what I mean,
But that's because they're pretty green.

On their Divi trips, they really do try;
But that doesn't stop them from taking mustache rides.

If you're a girl that's not picky,
Perhaps you should meet our friend Ricky.

He's spent a fortune on hookers and blow;
I hope to hell he's off the snow.  

If you're wondering what's wrong with RIARules,
It's just that all CPAs are tools.

When they do our taxes they make a fuss,
It's crystal clear they're just jealous of us. 

Now lets talk about the guys at Merrill;
It seems as though their job's in peril.

Not to worry, there's other wires;
and they're always looking for guns for hire.  

If my forum wife is spudpotato,
I'll change my name to StudTomato.  


Hate I missed this in real time.
Impressive you can rhyme.
Is it indica or sativa I can thank for this thread?
Never a dull moment on advisorheads.
Here’s what I have learned - it’s supermassive-
Ignore active; only go passive.
EJ is the focus; EJ is terrible 
Indy is great; much more bearable
This industry is way over paid 
Hope it lasts another decade.

Always late…. But better than never!

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Originally posted by Nathan Explosion Nathan Explosion wrote:

Originally posted by The Dude The Dude wrote:

Originally posted by Nathan Explosion Nathan Explosion wrote:

i think I'm gonna start drinking!

So you don’t work Fridays either! Mazzal! 
I’m on my 5th vodka/soda

RichChick told me I can do both.  And she is a baller.  So I’m in.  

That is top quality mentoring right there. Multitasking at its finest.
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Originally posted by The Dude The Dude wrote:

Originally posted by Nathan Explosion Nathan Explosion wrote:

i think I'm gonna start drinking!

So you don’t work Fridays either! Mazzal! 
I’m on my 5th vodka/soda

RichChick told me I can do both.  And she is a baller.  So I’m in.  
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Originally posted by Nathan Explosion Nathan Explosion wrote:

i think I'm gonna start drinking!

So you don’t work Fridays either! Mazzal! 
I’m on my 5th vodka/soda
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Originally posted by generic_username generic_username wrote:

Hello fellow advisors. When do I learn the secret handshake?

B24 will show you daddy.  PM him pics first, he'll take it from there. 


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Originally posted by WarPig WarPig wrote:

Originally posted by SixJerfz SixJerfz wrote:

It's literally Helado's avatar. Don't let anyone mislead you. This is an ass-to-ass forum, 100%

Butt to butt. Nut to nut. But never butt to nut. (Unless you are b24)

Man, you and B24 need to keep your docking activities to yourselves.
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Originally posted by SixJerfz SixJerfz wrote:

It's literally Helado's avatar. Don't let anyone mislead you. This is an ass-to-ass forum, 100%

Butt to butt. Nut to nut. But never butt to nut. (Unless you are b24)
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I love green drinks with water in them.
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"If Barak wins this election, or appears to be clearly winning, we are all fucked. Market will tank big time."
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It's literally Helado's avatar. Don't let anyone mislead you. This is an ass-to-ass forum, 100%
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Originally posted by generic_username generic_username wrote:

Hello fellow advisors. When do I learn the secret handshake?

You'll know.  
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Hello fellow advisors. When do I learn the secret handshake?
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Originally posted by CashFlow CashFlow wrote:

Originally posted by I Miss Jim I Miss Jim wrote:

To the contrary, I chose this thread specifically because helado’s drug-induced poetry slam made me laugh so hard I choked on what was my 14th Miller Lite of the day.

Miller lite is my drink of choice if I am going to hit it hard.  Too cool. 

You guys pay a premium for water.
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Originally posted by I Miss Jim I Miss Jim wrote:

To the contrary, I chose this thread specifically because helado’s drug-induced poetry slam made me laugh so hard I choked on what was my 14th Miller Lite of the day.

Miller lite is my drink of choice if I am going to hit it hard.  Too cool. 
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I think he confused pot with catnip...
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Originally posted by BigCheese BigCheese wrote:

Dude-

Wait till you get to know Helado...on second thought he is already your new best friend. You brought out the softer gentler side, the poetic side...the likes of which have never been seen before on these forums.

Your greenhorn days are behind you already...welcome to the funny farm...you do have a straight jacket don't you? If not, Helado has a closet full...and check the pockets you may find some herb in there...

Who knew I had it in me to bring out that side of Helado. I can feel the good vibes already. 
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i think I'm gonna start drinking!
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Originally posted by SixJerfz SixJerfz wrote:

Helado, arent most stoners like...peaceful and shit? Are you sure you aren't on some bath salts or something

Don't blame me Jerf,
I got it from Derf!  
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