Greetings & Salutations

Hate I missed this in real time.

Impressive you can rhyme.

Is it indica or sativa I can thank for this thread?

Never a dull moment on advisorheads.

Here’s what I have learned - it’s supermassive-

Ignore active; only go passive.

EJ is the focus; EJ is terrible 

Indy is great; much more bearable

This industry is way over paid 

Hope it lasts another decade.

Always late…. But better than never!

He doesn't know I remember when he was just a little footsoldier.

Jim and Dude will probably enjoy Advisorheads,

But Bald Eagle seems to be just a sped.  

I'm kinda bored these days; have too much time,

That's why all of my insults rhyme.

MsBroker and Richchick think that I'm to blame,

Even though most Americans feel the same.

What lawsuit was it they said?

The one that made all of those babies dead?

Oh that's right, it was Roe v. Wade;

Back alley docs about to get paid!

If you stick with anal, less babies will die,

The worst that can happen is a UTI.

I supposed I'm wrong, there's HIV,

It got Charlie Sheen, but won't get me!

I think the girls are also at odds with Spaceman Spiff;

Because he believes in the sky wizard myth.

B24 is creepy towards WarPig,

I just speak the truth, it's not a dig!

You might think he's part of your alliance;

But he's actually the Putin of compliance.

If you think B24 has become a hoe,

Just wait until you meet RainMo.

He thinks the best calcs are made by HP;

But he'll also touch you where you pee.

If you got your calc from TI,

Rest assured you got a good buy.

EDJ guys don't really know what I mean,

But that's because they're pretty green.

On their Divi trips, they really do try;

But that doesn't stop them from taking mustache rides.

If you're a girl that's not picky,

Perhaps you should meet our friend Ricky.

He's spent a fortune on hookers and blow;

I hope to hell he's off the snow.  

If you're wondering what's wrong with RIARules,

It's just that all CPAs are tools.

When they do our taxes they make a fuss,

It's crystal clear they're just jealous of us. 

Now lets talk about the guys at Merrill;

It seems as though their job's in peril.

Not to worry, there's other wires;

and they're always looking for guns for hire.  

If my forum wife is spudpotato,

I'll change my name to StudTomato.  

So you don’t work Fridays either! Mazzal! 

I’m on my 5th vodka/soda

Wait till you get to know Helado...on second thought he is already your new best friend. You brought out the softer gentler side, the poetic side...the likes of which have never been seen before on these forums.

Your greenhorn days are behind you already...welcome to the funny farm...you do have a straight jacket don't you? If not, Helado has a closet full...and check the pockets you may find some herb in there...