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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Juck Phones Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Mar/01/2012 at 8:33pm
No guys, I was Juck Phones over there.  No other names.  And thanks for the compliment "young Juck".
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Primo, I'm ok with myself. Just in case you are wondering, I will confirm "No, I am not a MENSA member".  Furthermore, I'm not the smartest or best FA in the land.  There's a lot smarter folks than me out there.  So?  I'm OK. OK?
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Don't care.
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Sportsfreak saying "i have a feeling he turn out to be one of those hateful characters"

Not sure what you're talking about.  Naaah, not a hater.

Were you Sportsfreak Bob at RR forums?  You ride motorcycles?  (Just trying to remember some old RR posts)
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It was a euphemism for "young buck"...not a compliment, sf is the young guy here.
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OOPs, OK guys, ***NOW*** I see the infamous "New members please read" thread.  Gee, nobody has ever asked me to bring the potato salad to the MENSA picnic.

OK, Series 7 24 63 66. Indy now 2y. Was with some regional-turned-wire (just transpose the first consonants of my first and last names) wayyyy too friggin long before livin the indy dream.
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Juck, in all seriousness, we do this to prevent trolls and spammers and the like. We've built something pretty cool here, and forcing new members to make 10 legitimate posts helps ensure we have REAL members that are here to contribute and have fun.

Virtually all of us came over from RRep at one time or another (many of us were here from the start...what is it 2+ years ago now?).

So, two more and you're in! 
"If Bellicheat pulls that rabbit out of his a$$ with this kid at quarterback, I'll personally kiss his ring." - Sporsfreak, 09/20/16

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Yeah B24, I'm seeing a lot of the same names.  I dropped off RR 2y ago when I went indy. Checked back in there recently and wondered why no one had turned off the lights when they left.  Seemed quiet, then I saw reference to this site.  The 10 post hurdle is definitely a good idea to prevent the spammers.  
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Originally posted by Juck Phones Juck Phones wrote:

But somebody just doesn't get it...  I'm NOT out to be Spiffy, the irrepressible Jonesturbator from RR Forum.  I do NOT want to post 19 times per day in some attempt at self validation.  In fact, I had a specific goal at RR forums to have only about 2% as many posts as Spiff.  I actually try to post info that is potentially helpful rather than being a hairy-palmed self aggrandizing Jonesturbator.

That being said, there's #4.

 

The forum is setup that way in part to keep spambots out.  They don't have access, because they can't read the rules.

It's also that way to show any regulators that show up, that we're doing our best to keep our discussions in the "investment" forums, away from the non-licensed public.  


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***********************POST #10*************************
Who is it?
It's me, Dave, open up, man, I got the stuff
Who is it?
It's me, Dave, man, open up, I got the stuff

Who?
It's, Dave, man, open up, I think the cops saw me comin' here
Who is it?
It's, it's Dave, man, will you open up? I got the stuff with me

Who?
Dave, man, open up
Dave?
Ya, Dave, c'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me

Dave's not here
No, man, I'm Dave, man
Hey, c'mon, man
Who is it?
It's Dave, man, will you open up? I got the stuff with me

Who?
Dave, man, open up
Dave?
Ya, Dave
Dave's not here

No, man, I am Dave, man, will you?
C'mon, open up the door, will you?
I got the stuff with me, I think the cops saw me
Who is it?
Oh, what the hell is it c'mon open up the door, it's Dave

Who?
Dave, D A V E, will you open up the goddamn door
Dave?
Ya, Dave

Dave?
Right, man, Dave, now will you open up the door?
Dave's not here
Oh!        
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Nice 10th Post Juckmeister.....Welcome!
What keeps us captive are our own fears.- Moraen
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Originally posted by Juck Phones Juck Phones wrote:

Yippiekiayyy.  I registered.  I logged in.  I can't do $#!t. 
Why did I register?  What does that do for me?
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Whaddayamean "SOME" forums are set up to allow only..." Virtually every thread on here is "X'd" out as "No Forum Access" until I "get permission" by a forum moderator???

Well what (tf) do I have to do to get that permission?

This is not a "forum".  This is like being back at Edward Jones where I needed to ask some imbecile FSD or GP at the home office if I could draw a smilie face on that letter I was mailing out.

SERIOUSLY???


Jack?!

Asking you to post 10 times first, is FAR more dignified than doing a strip search of you.
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Best Newbie thread ever! Welcome Mother Jucker!
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Originally posted by Juck Phones Juck Phones wrote:

Yeah B24, I'm seeing a lot of the same names.  I dropped off RR 2y ago when I went indy. Checked back in there recently and wondered why no one had turned off the lights when they left.  Seemed quiet, then I saw reference to this site.  The 10 post hurdle is definitely a good idea to prevent the spammers.  



Sounds like you copied my story, just 6 months later. (I changed my name due to a bad divorce from my former employer). Welcome!
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Awesome first tread Junk!
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I think  know exactly what you mean...
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Still trying to "get permission"..
 
OK , I'm series 7, 9, 10, 65, 66.
 
Short of scanning my retina, how do I receive "permission?"
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Originally posted by columbus columbus wrote:

Still trying to "get permission"..
 
OK , I'm series 7, 9, 10, 65, 66.
 
Short of scanning my retina, how do I receive "permission?"


http://www.advisorheads.com/new-members-please-read_topic1525.html
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Originally posted by Ron 14 Ron 14 wrote:

Should we tell him to Juck off or to Juck our dick?


Lmao.. If this is how it is around here, I just might stick around!
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Hey everyone. 7 & 66 Licensed as well as Life. New to being an FA (6mos of production) and was an accountant (8yrs) before.
 
When it comes down to it, the job is about "finding the money." And with these high training goals, where do you find the easy $ to cover these hurdles? So heres what I want to uncover from this site:
 
1. How do you best market yourself if you don't come from an extensive home network?
2. How do you market for and what is the system for obtaining High Net Worth clients?
3. How do you market yourself within your branch?
3A. How do you show your fellow colleagues you have work ethic so they feel comfortable transfering accounts to you? And not just "dead" accounts.
4. What value can your Branch Manager "really bring."?
4A. If their job is based on your results and you don't have any, how can you get them to invest in your business?
4B. If your BM used to be a producer, and is no longer, what does that track record say about their ability to manage FA trainees? Can they truly critique business plans if they never ran a succesful advisory practice?
 
Thanks and I look forward to everyones responses.
 
 
 
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