"FORUM NO ACCESS"... HUH?

Yippiekiayyy.  I registered.  I logged in.  I can't do $#!t. 
Why did I register?  What does that do for me?
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Whaddayamean "SOME" forums are set up to allow only..." Virtually every thread on here is "X'd" out as "No Forum Access" until I "get permission" by a forum moderator???

Well what (tf) do I have to do to get that permission?

This is not a "forum".  This is like being back at Edward Jones where I needed to ask some imbecile FSD or GP at the home office if I could draw a smilie face on that letter I was mailing out.

SERIOUSLY???

Well, juck, you certainly have made a good first impression.

Like you should have read the fine print in the contract with Jones before you signed, read the friggin thread above your post that says NEW MEMBERS PLEASE READ!

http://www.advisorheads.com/new-members-please-read_topic1525.html

Ron, HOF nominated BTW.

Juck Phones wrote: Yippiekiayyy.  I registered.  I logged in.  I can't do $#!t.  Why did I register?  What does that do for me? *********************************************************************** The following was copy/pasted from FAQs... Do I need to register?     You may not need to register to post in the Forums, it is up to the Forums Administrator as to whether they allow you to post in the Forums as an unregistered user. However, by registering you will be able to use additional features. It only takes a few minutes to register, so it is recommended that you do so. Why can I not view a forum?     Some forums are setup to allow only certain users or groups of users to access them. To view, read, post, etc. in a forum you may first need permission which only a forum moderator or a forum administrator can grant you. *************************************************************************** Whaddayamean "SOME" forums are set up to allow only..." Virtually every thread on here is "X'd" out as "No Forum Access" until I "get permission" by a forum moderator??? Well what (tf) do I have to do to get that permission? This is not a "forum".  This is like being back at Edward Jones where I needed to ask some imbecile FSD or GP at the home office if I could draw a smilie face on that letter I was mailing out. SERIOUSLY???

Edited by under_complicated - Mar/01/2012 at 7:55pm

Ron 14 wrote: Should we tell him to Juck off or to Juck our dick?

I think we've found the BFP of EJ.

Well Juck,

you should start out by telling us a little about yourself, so you can get to 10 posts.  You won't be disappointed.

But somebody just doesn't get it...  I'm NOT out to be Spiffy, the irrepressible Jonesturbator from RR Forum.  I do NOT want to post 19 times per day in some attempt at self validation.  In fact, I had a specific goal at RR forums to have only about 2% as many posts as Spiff.  I actually try to post info that is potentially helpful rather than being a hairy-palmed self aggrandizing Jonesturbator.

That being said, there's #4.

 

Juck Phones wrote: But somebody just doesn't get it...  I'm NOT out to be Spiffy, the irrepressible Jonesturbator from RR Forum.  I do NOT want to post 19 times per day in some attempt at self validation.  In fact, I had a specific goal at RR forums to have only about 2% as many posts as Spiff.  I actually try to post info that is potentially helpful rather than being a hairy-palmed self aggrandizing Jonesturbator. That being said, there's #4.

hE HAS to earn his way in like everyone else. I may be wrong, but i have a feeling he turn out to be one of those hateful characters